Watch Cowboy Poet Baxter Black Recite a ‘Vegetarian’s Nightmare’

Three months ago I started a diet my doctor put me on. The diet consists of lots of meat and a ton of vegetables. As I prepare my salads, I'm reminded of the hilarious cowboy poet Baxter Black's a "Vegetarian's Nightmare" recitation.

How can I continue eating salads, when all I hear are the tiny voices of the vegetables I am massacring with every meal.

Take a look at Baxter's "Vegetarian's Nightmare" and see if you don't look at vegetables in a different light.