We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go's song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch's wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine.

We think this whole thing is just about perfect, and we hope it makes you laugh as much as we did. Because if you can't laugh at a stupid joke told by a drunk person, how are you going to make it through Thanksgiving dinner with your family? Enjoy!

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