Here’s How to Keep the Arguing to a Minimum This Thanksgiving in Texas

Thanksgiving is supposed to be about family, food, and gratitude, but let’s face it—sometimes, it’s more about side-eye and bickering over the mashed potatoes, who everyone voted for and maybe a few football rivalries.. When Thanksgiving falls in the same month as a presidential election, tensions can run high. Don’t worry, though—I’ve got some tips to keep the peace and make sure your holiday stays as sweet as a slice of Meemaw's famous pumpkin pie!

1. Set the Rules Early

The first step? Lay down the law. Start the meal by saying, “Let’s keep it light—no politics or religion at the table.” Basically, get it out of the way in a clear and concise manner, This works best when it feels like a group decision and not a jab at one particular guest (we’re looking at you, drunk Uncle Jeff).

2. Create a Debate Zone

Got family members who just HAVE to talk about politics? Set up a designated spot—like the back porch or the garage—where they can duke it out without making the dinner table awkward for everyone else. Think of it as a safe space for all things controversial.

3. Don’t Take the Bait

If someone tries to steer the conversation into dangerous territory, don’t bite. Instead, redirect with something fun, like, “Hey, did y’all see that viral video of the guy deep-frying a turkey and burning his house down?”

4. Have Safe Topics Ready

Arm yourself with go-to neutral topics. Sports? Talk about the Red Raiders. Entertainment? Ask about everyone’s favorite holiday movie. Just steer clear of "Die Hard"—that could start a whole new debate. (Yes. It IS a Christmas movie!)

5. Know When to Call It

Sometimes, despite your best efforts, the vibes just aren’t right. If the dinner table turns into a verbal WWE match, it’s okay to grab your pecan pie to-go and head out early.

So, Lubbock, let’s keep Thanksgiving peaceful and delicious this year. Good luck out there, and save the neck for me!