Mike Nied

Kim Kardashian "broke the internet" with her booty-baring PAPER mag cover, but she's hardly the first to draw a scandal with a magazine cover.

The man had been waiting three hours for her to return to the resort.

Christina Aguilera wore a French version of the suit, too.

"In other words ... Twitter will continue to be bad for society."

"Just trying to show my fit off but the good lord had other plans."

Don't open links from suspicious senders — or from yourself, apparently.